Thursday, November 02, 2006


Papa don’t preach, we’ll get you a baby

*Like A Virgin

African Adoption Agency






African babies are in *Vogue! Be my *Lucky Star and adopt a baby from the impoverished country of Malawi.

All you have to do is cross the *Borderline and *Like a Prayer your baby will be waiting. If you are a rich movie star or recording artist, we will find ways to expedite the paperwork and your baby will be here by the next red carpet event.

I no longer have to *Justify My Love for children, I’m write books for them.**

*Act Now! and get these songs on Madonna’s Greatest Hits-free with purchase of Malawi baby!

**Check out Madonna’s line of children’s books available at Barnes and Noble

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